FDE 3-4-2011

READER SUBMITTED FDE OF THE DAY (Keep them coming guys!)

 

The Fasionable Defense Ensemble pictured above was sent in by an educated man who is very familiar with the laws of weapon usage and self-defense.  Once one of Obi Wan's most promising disciples, this prosecutor for a district attorney's office used his abnormally high midichlorian count to convict violent felons and gang members.  Unfortunately, he recently traded in his blue light-saber for a red one and now serves the dark side as a criminal defense attorney.  Despite turning evil and relying on a robotic breathing apparatus, he remains a respectable southern gentleman and a close friend of mine.  This future character in a John Grisham novel wears suits in the courtroom but raises the bar in lounge wear when he isn't defending the lives of the innocent.  Keeping things comfortable and simple, he is often seen in a pair of thong sandles, accompanied by camo cargo shorts, and his trusty pocket pistol.  The camo shorts allow him to blend into jungle surroundings, fooling would-be attackers into thinking his torso and thighs have just disappeared.  The pistol is a KelTec P3AT that rides in a Desantis Nemesis pocket holster.  And the sandals?  They just feel good between his toes.